The Obama administration has ordered pork removed from federal prison menus. A federal Bureau of Prisons official said, "Why keep pushing food that people don't want to eat?" Works for Michelle Obama and her school lunch mandate.

Forget about policy positions and campaign promises. The moment news media wants us to remember is Sen. Bernie Sanders saying disgustedly to rival candidate Hillary Clinton, "The American people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails."

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Bradley Podiska, the fired staffer who accused the Benghazi select committee of conducting an anti-Hillary Clinton witch-hunt, moonlights as a professional storyteller in the Washington, D. C. area.