"I have a lot of Republican friends. I actually like Dick Cheney." Who said that? Certainly not Hillary Clinton, who ranks "Iranians and Republicans" among her worst enemies. Those quotes are from Vice President Joe Biden, who disappointed his many followers by deciding not to run for president again.


Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., said he is willing to serve as House Speaker if he can be assured of support from rival factions and the Republican majority can become unified. If he can accomplish that, he'll also acquire another title: Miracle Worker.

"Some of you might be on your way to Mars." - President Obama, to a group of students. Was that a warning of what might happen if they didn't do their homework?