Something's got to be done about the boobs in New York City -- not the ones in Times Square but those in City Hall. The mayor and his cronies should worry less about topless exhibitionists and be more concerned about the city's real problems. Meanwhile, cops on the beat are enjoying taking selfies with the "painted ladies."

Former President Bill Clinton had to celebrate his 69th birthday without his wife and daughter. Hillary was campaigning and Chelsea was vacationing in Italy. Bill had to settle for dinner with Bon Jovi and eight others (gender unreported) in East Hampton.

"You can get your name on a button easier than you can get it on the letter box in front of the White House." - Will Rogers