"I believe Jesus would approve of gay marriage." - Former President Jimmy Carter. But he couldn't cite any scripture.

"At the end of the day, I trust the American voter." - Hillary Clinton, Democratic candidate for president, in CNN interview. But do they trust you, Hillary?

"Why on earth would that fit in?" - First Lady Michelle Obama, expressing skepticism about her husband's decision to sing "Amazing Grace" during eulogy for minister among nine murdered in Charleston, S.C. church (as quoted by aide Valerie Jarrett).