"Boy, you really do have only a year left." - Comedy Central's Jon Stewart, ridiculing President Obama after he made the ridiculous assertion that IRS targeted conservatives and blamed the VA scandal on Congress not providing enough funds.

"I want a Lamborghini." - Mary Gatter, a high-ranking official of Planned Parenthood, discussing negotiations for sale of body parts of aborted fetuses. As if getting half a billion dollars a year in state and federal tax dollars isn't enough.

How does the White House define immediately? Five days after five members of the military services were killed in an attack on a reserves center in Chattanooga, Tenn., by an Islamic Jihadist, and before President Obama spoke to a VFW group, a statement was issued saying Obama had "immediately" ordered flags to be flown at half-staff at the executive mansion.