It's not just Hillary Clinton who has a memory problem. Vice President Joe Biden drew a blank on her running mate in a speech in Pittsburgh. Appearing at a rally for organized labor with Sen. Tim Kaine, D-Va., he said "I work for Hillary Clinton, and whatever the hell this guy's name is."

Gary Johnson didn't forget. He just plain didn't know. The Libertarian candidate for president, at a foreign policy forum, was asked what he would do, if elected, about Aleppo. "And what is Aleppo?" he replied. Johnson had to be informed the place in Syria is the epicenter of the refugee crisis.

President Obama's name has been given to a parasite and retired biology professor Thomas Platt says it's an honor, not an insult. Baracktrema obamai is a tiny parasitic flatworm that lives in turtles' blood. It is a two-inch-long, hair-thin creature. No, it doesn't have large ears.