"I want you to drag some of your friends kicking and screaming to vote for her." - Bill Clinton, campaigning for his wife, Hillary, in Kentucky. If that's not an admission of her unpopularity, what is?

"Everything is a suggestion, no matter what you say, it's a suggestion." - Donald Trump, effectively nullifying all he said he would do (build a wall on the Mexican border, ban Muslims from entering the U.S., etc.) if elected president.

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The U.S. Congress conspired to be designated a "small business" with only 90 employees in both the House and Senate to qualify for special Obamacare special health subsidies.