Did Al Gore forget to pack his speech when he went to the United Nations summit in Lima, Peru? When it came time for him to show support for an international global warming treaty, he recited poetry from China, Spain and the United States.

New federal regulations on school lunches championed by First Lady Michelle Obama have caused a big problem for schools across the country. The kids won't eat what's good for them. School officials in Jefferson County, Colorado found a solution: they bribe the children with prizes.

Your taxpayer dollars are paying for a federal government program to create robots to assist the elderly and monitor their eating habits. The project, costing nearly $800,000, would produce machines that would deliver glasses of water and other services to elderly people because soon there won't be enough young people to take care of them.